nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

interestingcovers:

I just love this version… #JimmyFallon as #NeilYoung and #BruceSpringsteen cover #WillowSmith’s #WhipMyHair

dayinthelifeofchris:

There are two identical-looking people sleeping on the subway

Are you trying to say black people look the same!?

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

2a101010:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

dont fuck with a crazy man in a box

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

10knotes:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

notkatniss:

Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside